Guess what this isn’t contest – 5

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The sponsor this week is Tokyo Flash, that’s right the company that makes the crazy watches that we featured here some time ago. Believe it or not the watches have gotten crazier than the last time I saw them. How cool would it be if no one else could read the time on you watch unless you taught them how to do it. 🙂

No emails this time, we are going to do another Guess what this isn’t contest. We had lots of fun on the last one! Simply reply in the comments what this device isn’t and let us know the watch you would pick from Tokyo Flash. 🙂 Make it funny, crazy, weird… Just use your imagination. You can enter more than once if you come up with more than one thought. With a short vote the best comment will win the prize. The prize this week is any watch from Tokyo Flash! This contest will run from July 11- July 16, 2009 . Ending time is based on central standard time.

Have a look at my first comment for an example entry.

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Added July 29, 2009

The winner is comment 59.

"Although it has been cunningly camouflaged with its surroundings. It is most definitely DARPA’s untested and highly dangerous new large scale mortar like 3D printer version 1.2. It uses a Gama radiation range finding system operating at close to 1 ZHz (zettahertz) giving it accuracy to 1/10,000,000,000,000 of a millimeter; this accuracy is vital as it needs to calculate the exact trajectory to fire the construction medium (sand stone) many hundreds of feet into the air and reach its precise destination in order to construct much needed temporary housing for the many beached aquatic mammals that appear ever more frequently these days."

The winner is Alban

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Below is a picture of the cool Kisai Denshoku watch, the Tenmetsu is also very cool!

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146 Comments


  1. The item is a new non lethal turret gun that shoots streams of water at anything that moves. It was designed to protect large sporting areas where burrowing animals can cause damage overnight. During the game it gets switched into a second mode which allows it to blast streakers before they make it to the field.

    I would pick the Tenmetsu Watch
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/tenmetsu/


  2. Well this Isn’t my Squire Shower!! This wont even brake their bones!!


  3. This isn’t an automatic hot-dog cart, it cooks the hot dogs places them in bun and adds the right amount of garnish before being delivered to the waiting customer and rolling off tho find the next vic…Customer.


  4. Well it is quite clearly not a giant space polluter that is powered by melting down old condoms make out of hair.

    … Duh


  6. It isn’t a seaworthy arachnid named John that provides power to half of Canada.

    It also, isn’t going to be my next pentcycle.


  7. Have not seen this revision for a while, but it’s one of the first Slushy machines. It keeps rotating so the ice keeps broken and place a cup by the hose and Enjoy!


  8. It isn’t the first prototype Laserdisk player. It isn’t IBM’s first 2MB Hard Drive. It isn’t a 1930’s Cake frosting machine and it isn’t the first Russian Lunar Lander.


  9. It sure isn’t that awesome watch!


  11. It isn’t a water cannnon to keep the Kisai Denshoku cool, Tokyo Flash are cool enough.


  12. Its a prototype of an more advanced pitching machine. It being developed to help groom kids for baseball.


  13. It isn’t the new pressure washer used by the guy who constantly leaves his flyers on my car/house/driveway/lawn.


  14. This is definitely not the really cool automatic paint ball sentry gun I saw last week but if you did get hit by this I bet it would hurt a lot more. uh.. the silver one.


  15. This is not a tricycle with a automatic water turret that not only waters the lawn.


  16. This isn’t Optimus Prime stupid cousin! :P… Transformer FAIL


  17. How do you keep finding pictures of my top-secret inventions? First my interstellar gate, and now this? This is my snake-camel!

    Now, for those of you who aren’t too hip with the newest trend in robotics, it’s hybridization of various species of animals. You’ve got your robotic moose-squirrel, robotic turtle-cheetah (a fun one, that!), robotic lamprey-lamb… etc. What THAT up there is a picture of is my prototype robotic snake-camel.

    In designing it, I tried to envision the best way in which to combine the best features of the two species and still have it be the best damn killing machi-….. I mean, the best friendly cuddly robotic pet I could make it. Ahem… yes… Well… Now that those “robot apocalypse” conspiracy theorists are taken care of…

    As you can see, to emulate the camel’s hump, I’ve included a “Water Reel”, clearly labeled in the picture. The owner simply opens the valve and fills it up with water and other robo-nutrients to keep the snake-camel well maintained no matter how far it’s requested to roam. The (patent pending) design of the water reel is rather ingenious, if I do say so myself. In actuality, instead of one static tank, it’s a long reel of hose-like material that allows the snake-camel to, if needed, fully realize its snakey potential and unreel itself up to 90 meters in length.

    While in camel or hybrid mode, the patented “search and destroy” head is presented in its upright fashion, much the same as in this picture. The added height over ground gives the robot a much improved line of sight advantage to seek out its target, at which point it lowers itself to the ground and near-silently wheels itself forward, unwinding itself and moving to within range of its target.

    What happens next is still classified until I release the full model to the public. Sorry.

    When finished, it rewinds itself and resumes it’s normal camel-snake appearance and engages its pre-programmed return route, whereupon it can still trek for many days thanks to its water reel hump and return to the operator to issue a followup report on its mission.

    Clearly, the robotic camel-snake is the next generation robotic sentry and hunter-killer droid. Should I put you down for an order of 1000?


  18. This is the new Pokemon from the 5th version of the 12th edition. Obviously it shoots acid rain on anything that moves and is able to transform into a 6 wheel drag racer when the big wheel drops to the floor. Duh!?


  19. It was the first attempt at a T-shirt cannon. The only problem with it was making the cotton, water, and a secret glue solution solidify on the target’s torso. Stadium owners were very excited about the design when it was first introduced, but their interest waned when the collateral “T-shirting” began turning the arena into a giant lint trap.


  20. this isn’t a 17 function swiss army tent with such features as an autonmous peanut butter cannon, 21 slice holy toaster and a two person canoo…. it comes in a handy/functional nissan micra for ease of storage….. I like the black watch it reminds me of kitt…… I miss him.


  21. This isn’t plasma particle accelerator.


  22. This isn’t an automatic sprinkler system for large grass fields, in which the large wheel slowly retracts as it is running. …. No wait .. that is what it is, never mind.


  23. This is the first model of the enema bot. In about 3000 years, it’s much more compact and friendly. See http://theinfosphere.org/Enema_Bot for details.

    I’m a fan of the “Tenmetsu”. Looks a bit easier to use.


  24. This isn’t a transmogrifier potion


  25. It’s clearly not a sonic antenna. You can clearly not see the huge pressure transducer that doesn’t generate extremely fast sound pulses which are obviously not channeled through the hose to the focus nozzle. From there, the transverse waves are not sent into the air, not causing a very strong “push-pull” effect on the target. This thing, if it were one, could be used to decimate buildings, shatter massive amounts of glass, and sadly, even deafen any number of protestors. Good thing it’s not one of these.


  26. It’s clearly not a giant douche….or is it?


  27. This certainly isn’t a racing rig from the bi-annual Run’n’Hoses drag racing event.
    Not anymore.
    I remember seeing this partibular model a few years ago, and is clear they removed the seat, along with the seventeen Hall-current-inducing neodyum magnets. I’m not sure what are they’re using it for, but the hollow cathode is clearly pointing backwards.
    And I really can’t believe they’re using a $45,000/m High-Pressure-Xenon-Conducting hoses to, apparently, “Water”.
    No more decent plasma engines these days… I wonder if a Kisai Keisan or a Denshoku would relief me from my sorrow… *sigh*.. what kind of surprises the world holds for me?


  28. It isn’t laying fibre-optic cable to my house.


  31. I think it’s a giant wipped cream gun… haha!


  33. This is not the kid that is suing me for simple assault for putting him and a head lock for being raciest and i am now forced to pay for a lawyer 5 thousand us dollars WHICH I DON’T HAVE!!!!!!! and if i loose i am going on probation and if i win i will sue for being raciest against Mexicans blacks and mix .


  35. What this is, is a screenshot from the new Episode One teaser. Lucas thought that the CGI he used initially didn’t match what he had in his mind. As a result, all of Episode 1, 2, and 3 are being re-done. Adding ultra-realistic 3D robots, and animals which rear-up on their hind legs. This is the one which will break during the giant droid battle, and chase Jar-Jar Binks around, insisting that Jar-Jar is its father.
    To make room, the lightsaber duel was cut.

    Kisai Sensai, all silver.


  37. By the way, it was designed by the U.S. Military as a green alternative energy powered defense weapon because environmental activists wouldn’t get off their backs. Now we know why Al Gore was not elected.


  38. Apple’s first iPod.

    It didn’t take off.

    What you see there is just the harddrive part of the unit, it holds a whole gigabyte which back in the day was an astronimical amount of storage space, which it needed because audio compression hadn’t come into play so it only stored wav files.
    Off to the left of the picture you can see the tow-bar which is linked to the (off-picture) generator needed to power the harddrive’s motor.


  39. This is a Flux Capacitor!

    It also isn’t the Tenmetsu which looks awesome!


  40. A hamster powered lawn mower 🙂

    and @Alec, just bought the R75 that watch is badass 🙂


  41. It isn’t a *** ***** ** or a *********


  42. It certainly isn’t an artificial insemination device for cattle.

    I like the Rogue or Galaxy (but the Rogue is cooler).


  43. Well, it sure isn’t a potato cannon with an automatic rotary loading apparatus.


  44. And I would love to have the Rogue watch. Nice, calm colors.


  45. this definitely isn’t a extreme red neck skeet shooting device.


  46. this definitely isn’t a extreme red neck skeet shooting device.
    The Keisan looks sleek


  47. This is definitely not a giant portable Bingo Ball drum with auto feed ball launcher.
    The Pimp Star Performer IP Black has a dressy look!


  48. This is not a prototype gun.
    Prior to the invention of the Gatling Gun in 1861 this is a Drum Fed Tommy Gun.
    The Model M1860-JD1 (J.D. for John Deer Green).
    Developed for field use this design failed due to it’s single barrel design.
    The delivery system was also poorly designed, the two 90 degree turns in the chute caused constant jams.

    The Denshoku is probably the sleekest design…


  49. Now this isn’t a time machine if it was you could just step in it and it would take you to anytime and place in the past. The bad thing would be once you get there your body parts would not be in the same place you could end up with your leg being your head and your head being your leg. And on top of that You would end up naked with a crowed of people around you.


  50. I would pick the Negative watch


  51. This isn’t the new cardiovascular training device for the local high school football team, the kind where you strap this to your star player and make them run the distance of the field while you (the coach) sit comfortably on the turret and get to spray them with the sweat of a thousand players that is collected and stored in the large drum should they not be performing (or perspiring) to your exalted expectations.


  52. Whoops! Forgot to pick a watch from TokyoFlash… that being the case I would have to pick the Retsu!


  53. this ISN’T a auto-mated egg maker with coffee maker not included (batteries not included, either)and it isn’t my new girlfriend and/or a car

    ….duh…


  54. It ain’t a RickRollin’ machine, Rick Astley sits in the rotating (or rolling) drum where the hose / gun fires out RickRolls at 120 RPM (Roll’s per miniute), at unsuspecting people looking at something else.

    I’d have the rogue watch.. looks awesome.
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/tokyoflash/rogue/


  56. In the battle against evil, the Autobots came up with a new member of their team. I would like to introduce ‘Waterlawn’. With a selection of chemical additives, the fully automated water canon gives Waterlawn the ability to fire continually at Decepticons, until they rust. The watercannon has full 360 degree rotation, with only minimal maintenance. Given the ease of refueling, Waterlawn is only deployed on planets that have a high water content. The watercannon has the capability to fire 350 meters in standard gravity. 5 wheels give Waterlawn a level of stability and movement unseen before in an Autobot.

    R75 silver and white is cool


  57. This is not a scaled down version of the LHC, and as such, will not end all life as we know it. Hopefully.


  58. It’s a snow cone maker.


  59. Although it has been cunningly camouflaged with its surroundings. It is most definitely DARPA’s untested and highly dangerous new large scale mortar like 3D printer version 1.2. It uses a Gama radiation range finding system operating at close to 1 ZHz (zettahertz) giving it accuracy to 1/10,000,000,000,000 of a millimeter; this accuracy is vital as it needs to calculate the exact trajectory to fire the construction medium (sand stone) many hundreds of feet into the air and reach its precise destination in order to construct much needed temporary housing for the many beached aquatic mammals that appear ever more frequently these days.


  60. well its defiantly not edible


  61. It certainly isn’t Shrek’s Dental Water Pick


  62. its a 1968 water cooled hdd .modle #001 one of the first. 300 Mb 500 rpm. it was used to get us too the moon.was found in a warehouse at area 51.


  64. Well, what you have hear is a Perpetual Energy Device.
    Perpetual enegy devices like this large one here are
    capable of electrical or mechanical output. This one
    has been set up to do a little of both. As you can see,
    the PED (that’s what I’ll call it) is a rather heavy
    device. This you can tell by the large 10″ wheels
    (*cough cough*). This is because a massive amount
    of a special gold/copper super-conductor is used to
    make the machine run. visible close to drive shaft,
    on the left is a high voltage
    connector used to start the PED.
    1000KW of electricity is momentarily supplied through this
    connector to start the PED. From there the PED will
    run indefinitely. Just to the lower right of the
    drive shaft is a control panel. This panel is used
    to regulate the 500% efficiency output, thus preventin
    a catastophic mechanical failure.
    As you can see, there is a thin black disk that says
    “Water Reel.” This is a high output water pump that the
    owner of this PED has attached to water 10
    football (take your pick of which kind of football)
    fields. The water output is behind the towing hitch
    in the photo.
    The 4000KW energy output (500%-100%(to run the PED)=400%)
    is directed out to a super-conducting cable on the bottom
    of the device. This energy (in this case) is used to
    control a portable Magnetic Field Generator. This
    Magnetic Field Generator (MFG) is being used here to
    stabilize a public demonstration of cold fusion. The
    MFG is remotely controlled to repulsed plasma flares
    and to keep the demonstration in the air.
    While this PED may have
    500% efficiency, cold fusion is believed to have more
    potential. Thus an endless power supply was chosen to
    maintain the experiment. Unfortunately, the cold fusion
    experiment cannot be seen in this photograph, it is
    about 70 yards to the right of the MFG.
    All in all this is a rather amazing device, and
    considering that CERN (creators of the LHC) has only
    created 5 of these devices, a photograph like this is
    very rare. I cannot congratulate you enough for such
    a fine opportunity as to see a PED up close. Through
    further research, I found that CERN
    agreed to attach the water pump in trade for using the football field for the cold fusion experiment.
    I would like to thank you for allowing me
    to speak about this spectacular device.

    I like the Barcode IP Black wrist watch. It looks like
    a very complicated piece of equipment scaled down
    to wrist size.


  65. It’s obviously a smaller version of the hadron collider, which also outputs soft serve ice cream.


  66. This is not the original prototype for the Salad Shooter it was originally supposed to be able to handle whole heads of lettuce and entire watermelons. They scrapped it because it wouldn’t fit in a kitchen cupboard.


  67. Although it sure does look like it, it is NOT the industrial sized douche from the movie “Attack of the 50ft woman” (they edited that scene out).


  69. It’s defenately not the birthday present I wanted


  70. This is not a Wlan-Cable-unwinder which drives automatically through the desired path of wlan-transmission and feeds the wlan-cable thought the Instant-ACME-Cable-generator(TM) at the end of this machine. Actually this Machine is able to feed 54Mbps-Cable with 300m length. A new type is on development which is able to automatically build Firewalls.


  71. This is popular TV parrot “Jacob Brown”. Talk Jacob Brown! He’s tired. Maybe later.


  72. Seems someone has gone and took my idea for the giant rock tumbler


  73. It’s a giant Bubble Tape Dispenser.

    The Denshoku looks cool.


  74. This is my water cooling system for my non-jasper xBox. Now give it back!


  76. This is not mine.


  77. This is a prototype version of the dog wheel. It was inspired by the famous hamster wheel. The cable coming out the side is for a electrical grid connection. There is a large pulley driven generator on the back side of the unit. The purpose of the machine is to power a home in the event of a power failure.

    I would pick the Tenmetsu Watch
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/tenmetsu/


  78. A big paint-ball gun


  79. This isn’t the new mvp (most value player) who assures 100% of probability of annotating a field goal from the fifth yard, all beacause the NFL doesn’t like my idea.


  80. This machine is the follow-up to the wildly successful T-Shirt cannons used at sporting events. After the T-shirts are propelled, the device tracks them through the air and detects when the shirts are donned by the sporting enthusiasts through an infrared targeting system. The device then fires a momentary blast of water at each recipient, resulting in an instant wet T-shirt contest.


  81. This is not a big truck, nor is it a series of tubes for that matter. In fact, I rather doubt that it is also an internet.


  83. This is my giant hydraulic pencil sharpener. Used by the College Board for administering their mega SAT test sessions.

    or… it could be the elephant enemizer… not for use on humans.


  84. This photograph was taken back in the time when anything round was used for currency, not just coins, and the bigger the round object the more it’s value. This choice piece of currency was used to purchase the well manicured field it is sitting on, which cost a hefty sum, hence the size of the round object and the water turret mounted to protect it from pickpockets.

    I dig the black with red Keisan http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/keisan/


  85. This is main module of Russian Anti-Rocket shield.
    First units will be placed in Ukraine and South Ossetia.
    ..beware ! 😛


  86. I thought it’s a tooth water pick… but surely it’s not.
    But surely the watch I’d love to get is the Denshoku. I would really feel like a Klingon…


  87. this is not a watered anti aircraft gun radar controlled. the paint color is not the good army green or sandy color


  88. This isn’t a portable crowd control device used in Iran. Can’t be. Its the wrong color and doesn’t have any way of loading batons.


  89. couldn’t be a water driven dental pick, could it.


  90. dang Enrico.. just saw your comment..sorry


  91. It is not a sewing machine. I’m sure it’s not.


  92. Oh. I´d pick the rouge.


  93. I have actually used one of these before, they are so amazing! It is a Portable Powered Beer Dispenser Unit (PPBDU). It was designed in the late 90’s to help facilitate beer distribution over long ranges to a crowd of people at concerts and the such. The concept is actually pretty cool, first step is to purchase a RFID embedded beer stein that when empty sends a signal with GPS coordinates to the Beer Distribution Control Unit (DBCU) and makes the stein vibrate and lights flash to inform the stein holder to lift the stein above his/her head to receive the long range beer disbursement coming his/her way. You really should post some video of it in action!! They sell for around $22,000 but are well worth that small amount of pocket change if you are into throwing big partys!!!!

    I like the Scramble watch. (that’s a pretty cool site)


  94. This is not a communal bidet.


  95. This isn’t a mass gatoraid delivery system for the gaming crowd during major events. It doesn’t ensure the prevention of dehydration or quinch anyones thirst.


  96. Well, it’s not the latest keep-fit device from the track and field department.
    Imagine going for a nice peaceful run on the track, and feeling a bit tired, when you see this thing come barreling down the track, directly at you ( of course, with all the wheels spinning, arms flailing, clanking and rattling all the way.) You’ll completely forget you were tired and run at least another 50 laps trying to escape it. Since it follows you, your workout lasts until your adrenaline rush is over and you realize you should dive for the locker room, barely managing to shut the door in time.

    Heh. I saw the silver “negative” and knew immediately that was the one I wanted:
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/tokyoflash/negative/


  97. This is a moon grappling gun. Once completed it will shoot the moon and pull it closer to the earth’s orbit. This affect will allow the tides to be increased and surfing to become the worldwide preferred past time.

    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/sensai/


  98. It unfortunately isn’t a man-a-pult, which it does resemble. The man-a-pult swings its arm at the axis of its large wheel and throws the user 50-150 yards. Ideal for pep-rally demonstrations.


  99. This is not the beta military grade super soaker that was shelved due to the chaos resulting from impromptu wet t-shirt contests that occurred during testing. Also protested against by mothers with young children organization when it caused blindness in toddlers.

    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/tenmetsu/


  102. That device is not a prototype for future colonscopy cameras to accomodate the rise in obesity.

    Nor is that device a skeleton for the brontosaurus from Jurassic Park.

    I like the Saishin Retsu, good size, small band, and you could totally convince people it was a wrist mounted Geiger counter.

    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/saishin/retsu/


  103. This is most defiantly not a new mass enemata or enemas tool for patients dealing with constipation and encopresis. Despite the Obama Stimulus Package and push towards unified health care, this product is not the one stop solution for those needing extra assistance in bowel stimulation.

    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/tenmetsu/


  104. This is not a doomsday device designed by a mad scientist to extort the world for Millions of dollars. Muwahahaha. What appears to be a sprinkler head is actually a highly tuned drilling tool that can locate and identify weak plate tectonics. The water hose is actually a tubular drill bit that guides the head to the weak plate joints and expresses cold fusion on plates and lava pockets causing earthquakes, and environmental storms to savagely attack the world.

    It is also not a butter dispersing machine for the world’s biggest bucket of popcorn.

    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/sensai/


  105. It’s actually kind of embarrassing that you found a photo of one of these machines. Out in the country they are rather plentiful but we like to keep them hidden out of fear and ridicule from city folk.

    Essentially the machine is a outhouse pump farm fertilizer, I believe that particular model is known as the great green urine disperser 1200. All you have to do is lower the black hose that is wound up into the outhouse commode – (homemade porta potty). Turn it on and watch out. It will draw the human made fertilizer into the big ol’ water reel.

    From there it gets sprinkled out the end onto field, farmland, or occasion feuding family home.

    Typically this is done once every six months to avoid too much defecation build up.

    Kisai Sensai has pretty lights on it.


  106. JOHN DEER DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE HIT-OR-MISS BOVINE ENVITRO FERTILIZATION IMPLEMENT


  107. IT IS NOT THE NEWEST US MARINE CORPS HIGH PRESSURE, HIGH DENSITY WATER CANON WITH 5,000 FOOT POLYPROPYLENE SAFE DELIVERY TUBE AND REMOTE DETONATION TRIGGER FOR ENGATING HE ENEMY FROM ABOUT 5,001 FEET AWAY.


  108. No-wait, this can’t be the new device I have heard so much about that delivers split pea soup to unsuspecting tourist in French cafe’s with a touch of whipped cream and paparika. No. It certinly is not that. I am sure. You cannot get me to admit that is it, because it isn’t. I’ve seen several of them in action and they are red. Case closed.


  109. Why do so many people submit s suggewtion of what IS when it is clearly NOT a dry heave machine?


  110. This is too simple. It is NOT an ATM model 4000 K with exact change verification either on screen or printed on the customer’s transaction ticket.


  112. Well… the untrained eye might consider the beginning of a new attempt to establish a tube-network throughout the country… needless to say it is not.

    Why would we need them anyway? We already have the tubes! Tubes!

    Oh and also, this is not my telescope. Mine is blue.


  113. It is not the newest breed of USB flash drive capable of pulling data straight from the atmosphere using its newly integrated 802.11n based hose-antenna capable of reaching ranges exceed well over 5 km.

    It may also not be what killed Wiley Coyote.

    The Star Performer IP Black is for sure a nice consideration of functionality and sleek design.
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/pimp/starperformeripblack/


  115. Well, so much for HTML tags…. For the above entry, “wristwatches” should have been in strikeout tags… as in ” –wristwatches– outdated sundials.


  116. It isn’t the new prototype straight from the Hasbro factory of there new super soaker, the super soaker vaporizer, using sulphuric acid instead of water, this is also only a prototype the finish product will twice the size.


  118. A)(waves hand)These are not the droids you are looking for.

    b) This is definatly not the original death star weapon prototype modified to be a lawn care implement. It totally worked i swear. Please mr vader, my neck; I haven’t had any children yet.

    the black rogue watch looks cool.
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/tokyoflash/rogue/


  119. No this is not a transformer and no that hose is not his 100 meter black phallus. Gosh Brian why do you always do this. Everything is not a metaphor for male genitalia. edit( this statement excludes Herman Melville’s all time classic Moby Dick <- ? why dick, that’s not a blatant innuendo)


  120. this is not the new Iphone 4g marketing promoter prototype. With Steve Jobs back at work there is no way this machines is necessary for Iphone to dominate the market even with there terrible contract with AT&T. The black cable is designed to wrap around its current customers and keep them from finding a reasonable rate plan with tethering to laptops capabilities and a full functioning 3G signal. The sprinkler system bombards the current users with propaganda on how the iphone 4G has a shiny bell on it compared to the iphone 3G S and you must purchase it or be left behind.


  121. The worst part is that I typed that message while in an Apple store waiting to upgrade my Iphone 3G to 3G S because I want the Compass to enhance my GPS functionality and voice commands on my itunes.


  122. It’s a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man.

    Still like the Denshoku


  123. It’s not the Internet 3, the hose is not a space-age 1 tb fiber optic connection nor are the wheels covered in synthetic setae-like projections that make it capable of dragging the cable across the pond to our friends in Europe.

    The Independent ITT21-5101 is pretty sweet, but i still think the Star Performer Black is whats up


  125. Actually I just saw this the other day, it is a new hydro powered wrist watch from non other than http://www.tokyoflash.com.
    It is called the Hydro-ma-time
    According to the website it looks like the user has up a 50 Meter radial distance that he/she can be from the direct source of pressurized water, ie (neighbors water spiket, fire hydrant, etc…)
    You can even get 3rd party hoses to increase your distance from water source up to 300 Meters!!

    WOW ….. WOW…. NO MORE BATTERIES!!!!

    I like the:
    Pimp Star Performer
    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/pimp/starperformer/


  126. It is not a sterling-engine powered 3-axis CNC plasma router with dimensions measuring 24’x 24′

    Star Performer Black is still suweet


  129. This is not a snipe hunter. You let the sprinkler roll away out of sight spraying snipe pheromones. Once the snipe sees/smells/senses the sprinkler it gets extremely excited and will attempt to mate with the sprinkler head. Once you feel the tugging at the water real you merely slowly pull the sprinkler back in. Snipes are very elusive and the average elementary school student can spend all night searching for one to no avail.

    The main problem is that a horny snipe is rather easy to catch but once the pheromones wear off the snipe normally escapes. This machine makes it possible to subdue the snipe in their weakened state. This is a must have item for any first time camper.

    http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/sensai/


  131. If you wrote more than 10 sentences you are probably trying to hard. I could barely read the 2 posters with novels written. Also the 1 line responses were sometimes witty but needed more. Not sure the criteria but think about 75 words or less. Perpetual energy and beer could have cut it in half and made a much more enjoyable comment. Just my opinion. I also crack up on the lawnbot transformer post. Much better than the other transformer post or the 2 super soaker posts or the numerous enama posts.


  132. Its BRÃœNOs newest toy


  133. sorry its not BRÃœNOs newest toy


  136. so who won


  138. Any winner so far? who’s the lucky guy with a watch on his wrist?


  140. Hi Juan and Mike,

    There are a few of us who are voting internally and selecting the winner. I just need to get all the results in and the winner will be selected.


  141. And the winner is: ________


  142. And the winner you chose for the “What this isn’t” contest submitted a “What thi IS.” Ironic.


  143. did i miss something? who won?


  144. @MIKE WORDEN
    huh? winner has already been chosen?


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